Sursa poza: ExpressPress

In a plot twist few saw coming, Cătălin Cîrjan, the man who currently wears both the armband and the hopes of Dinamo supporters, has decided to take a break from traditional on-pitch animosity. In a statement that sent shockwaves through local supporters who'd rather dance with a goat than see their rivals succeed, Cîrjan expressed a surprising wish that the FCSB crew find their way into the SuperLiga play-offs.

"If FCSB doesn't make it, who's going to keep us on our toes?" Cîrjan pondered aloud, presumably while polishing his boots with one hand and patting a rival on the back with the other. "A little healthy competition never hurt anyone, right? Besides, someone has to provide the drama!"

The villagers haven't seen this much excitement since Old Man Vasile's rooster defeated the notorious fox in a daring midday showdown. It seems like Cîrjan's sole act of football diplomacy might just have stemmed from a desire to inject a bit more spice into the league, or perhaps to have something juicy to gossip about over a bowl of mamaliga.

Opinions in Captain Cîrjan's camp range from "He’s got a point" to "Has he been sniffing too much of the freshly cut grass?" Meanwhile, the well-seasoned fans of FCSB are welcoming the sentiment – cautiously, like they'd handle a gift goose possibly filled with gas – fearing it might be wrapped in a tricky ploy.

Stay tuned, dear readers, as we keep our ears to the village grapevines and hooves ready for the next bombshell. Will FCSB make it, or will fate serve them up like the carp in Auntie Nadia’s soup? Only the football gods know, and they're not talking – yet!