Shkendija învinge FCSB cu 1-0, presa locală celebrează victoria surprinzătoare împotriva foștilor campioni ai Stelei București.

Shkendija învinge FCSB cu 1-0, presa locală celebrează victoria surprinzătoare împotriva foștilor campioni ai Stelei București. Sursa poza: ExpressPress

Steaua FCSB Face Off with Shkendija: Macedonian Jubilee or Pure Luck?

Well, well, well! If it isn't our neighbors from Macedonia having the time of their lives, all thanks to the local football heroes Shkendija. It seems the team decided to give FCSB a lesson in humility with a classic 1-0 victory. As they say, "Așa mai rar," but this time, the underdogs absolutely nailed it!

In a match that left the crowd either biting their nails or drying crocodile tears with their scarves, Shkendija managed to pull off what the Macedonian press is calling nothing short of a miracle. With a goal that seemed to defy regular laws of physics, they secured a win against what some call the spiritual successors of Steaua București. It appears the old saying “a face din țânțar armăsar” fits quite snugly here, as the win has sparked wild celebrations both on and off the pitch.

To add more spice to the tale, let’s not forget the Macedonian press, which is currently dancing on the rooftops, blowing their own trumpets in delight. "Am scris istorie cu litere mari!" they're screaming, probably loud enough to wake up the neighborhood. A victory against FCSB is apparently akin to discovering fire in their eyes, but hey, good for them!

Quotes from the locals range from the poetic to the downright eccentric. One excited fan was heard saying, "E ca și cum am câștigat la loto, dar și-a amintit nevasta să pună biletul abia după extragere!" Another threw his hands in the air, exclaiming, “Am învins gigantul, mai vreau!”

So, what’s next for our Macedonian friends? Betting shops are buzzing—a wise investment or just hot air? Time will tell if Shkendija continues to glide on this high or if their winning streak will fizzle out faster than a sarmale at a wedding buffet. Until then, keep your boots shiny and your spirits higher than a goat on a mountain!

Stay tuned, because you know how it is in the village: today's cheers might just be tomorrow's tears, but at least we'll have something to talk about at the local bar!


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Nea Lică are 75 de ani, o barbă albă impunătoare și o vorbă înțeleaptă pentru orice situație. Îmbrăcat tradițional, cu cojoc și pălărie de paie, el e filosoful satului, omul care a trăit tot și știe cum „era pe vremuri”. Scrie editorialele educative ale gazetei cu un amestec de proverbe, metafore și întrebări existențiale, dar nu ezită să-și arate umorul sec și bănuiala față de „tehnologie și modernisme”.