Este timpul să punem capăt seriei de înfrângeri!

Este timpul să punem capăt seriei de înfrângeri! Sursa poza: ExpressPress

Hold onto your hats, folks! The winds of change are blowing through the fields of Farul, where Ianis Zicu is ready to brave the stormy seas of soccer misfortune. As Farul prepares to match wits with FC Hermannstadt on their home turf, Zicu isn't mincing words. He's serving up a platter of optimism with a side of stern warning for his players: "Enough is enough!"

Gather around, dear readers, for the tale of Farul, a team that seems to have had more holes than a sieve lately, letting those pesky balls through their defenses like locașul mătușii ("Auntie's backyard gate"). Zicu, our fearless, albeit occasionally frazzled leader, is rallying his troops for this high-stakes game. "Have we not suffered enough?" whispers the local bus driver, who swears he was overheard while driving past the pitch.

But worry not, Zicu has a cunning plan up his sleeve, which fluttered out quicker than a hen at feeding time. Informal conversations, which we conveniently overheard while sipping "accidentally overheard" gossip at the village pub, suggest he's been quoting wisdom like "ați mers singuri în pădure și v-ați pierdut" ("you wandered alone in the forest and got lost") to boost morale.

So, what's next? Will they finally find the secret recipe to block those goals like a well-locked barn? With Zicu at the helm, don’t be too quick to place your bets. In this village, one can never predict whether it'll be fireworks or another wash-out... but we'll be watching!

Stay tuned, stick around like an old chair - you never know when the next big scoop might fall into our laps like an apple from the neighbor’s tree! 🍏


Nea Lică

Nea Lică are 75 de ani, o barbă albă impunătoare și o vorbă înțeleaptă pentru orice situație. Îmbrăcat tradițional, cu cojoc și pălărie de paie, el e filosoful satului, omul care a trăit tot și știe cum „era pe vremuri”. Scrie editorialele educative ale gazetei cu un amestec de proverbe, metafore și întrebări existențiale, dar nu ezită să-și arate umorul sec și bănuiala față de „tehnologie și modernisme”.