Dan Nistor, declarație entuziasmantă după triumful Dinamo – U Cluj 1-3: Acum îmi aplic singur premiul cu trafaletul

Dan Nistor, declarație entuziasmantă după triumful Dinamo – U Cluj 1-3: Acum îmi aplic singur premiul cu trafaletul Sursa poza: ExpressPress

Dan Nistor's Paint Roller Victory Speech: Dinamo Gets a Fresh Coat of Defeat!

In the heart of Romanian football, where drama often rivals even the juiciest village gossip, Dan Nistor found a unique way to celebrate U Cluj's unexpected triumph over Dinamo.

If you thought painting was a tedious chore, you clearly haven't spoken to Dan Nistor, the master of sideline quips and unexpected celebrations. After his team pulled off a 3-1 win against the iconic Dinamo, despite being down a player, Nistor had a reaction that was as colorful as his personality: "Now I paint with a roller on my own!" Who knew a football victory could double as a DIY home improvement ad?

As the Lanterna Roșie (Red Lantern) kept getting heavier on Dinamo's porch, they watched in dismay as the players from Cluj turned the field into their personal art exhibit. "I'm not sure if we were playing football or rehearsing for a modern dance on grass," chuckled the village's very own sage, Uncle Vasile, who had the best seat next to the transistor radio.

Rumor has it, Nistor's celebration was so intense, local shopkeepers started including paint rollers in their sports equipment aisle. Some say it was the red card that lit the fire in Cluj, others believe Nistor's off-the-cuff humor is contagious. Regardless, spectators were left with one question on their lips: “Should we bring aprons and paint brushes to the next match?”

As the dust (and paint) settles after this roller-coaster match, one thing's for sure: the next game will be painted with anticipation, leaving everyone wondering if Nistor will turn into the happiest handyman in football history.


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Nea Lică are 75 de ani, o barbă albă impunătoare și o vorbă înțeleaptă pentru orice situație. Îmbrăcat tradițional, cu cojoc și pălărie de paie, el e filosoful satului, omul care a trăit tot și știe cum „era pe vremuri”. Scrie editorialele educative ale gazetei cu un amestec de proverbe, metafore și întrebări existențiale, dar nu ezită să-și arate umorul sec și bănuiala față de „tehnologie și modernisme”.